ek amir aadmi ne kaha mera Bathroom 10 lakh ka hai, dusre ne kaha mera 20 lakh ka hai, samne raju baitha tha usne kaha mai jis khet pe subha lota lekr jata hu vo 7 crore ka hai
gaon ki gori ke sath ishq me bas ek hi pareshni hai ki, agar romantic ho kar uski gaud pr sar rakh do to vo juen dekhne lagti hai
muje lagta hai mai jyda din nahi ji paunga, sala karwachot ka vrat rakhne wali koi mil hi nahi rahi hai
(ladki) meri har sans par ladke marte hain (Ladka) to bhen toothpaste kia kar na
Jo bee america se ai hai usko kya kahege...Ans- USB
agar hath par tambaku chune ko ghisne se bijli utpan hoti to hamara desh current ki chidia ho jata
sala Ye Iphone kharidne ke lia amazon walo ko credit card or debit card ke sath Kidney wala option bhi rakhna chahiye
na talwar ki dhaar se na goliyon ki bauchaar se, banda darta hau ti sirf baap ki maar se
history desh ka charitra batati hai and browser history aadmi ka.
sunata hu apne schoop ki premkahani, ek thi topper % ki thi rani...fir...fir kya hamne pata li...aur fail ho gayi maharani.
girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo, dekar har khushi usko, apne saare gam Chura lo, pyar karo uski saheli ke saamne itna ki saheli bhi kahe, jaanu muje bhi pata lo
Tum message ki baat karte ho, ham to exam me question seen kar ke Reply nahi karte
sir dard hone par kuch der girlfriend se jaroor baat karen, kyuki zeher hi zeher ko marta hai
Pappu or papa Hotel me gaye, papa ne kaha waiter 1 ice cream lao aur 1 beer, itne me pappu bola, papa Icecream kyu, aap bhi beer lo sharmane wali koi baat nhi hai, Pappu aj us hotel me waiter hai
JOKE OF THE DAY
ek nigro bus me apne bache ke sath ja rha tha, conductor ne kaha itna kala bacha maine ajtk dekha nahi, nigro ne kuch nahi kaha aur seat par mu fula kar bait gya, santa bola, kya hua bhai sahab, nigro bola are yar conductor ne bejti kr di, santa bola, are maar saale ko ja kar, aur ye chimpanji ka bacha muje pakda de, sala katega to nahi na
santa ek mobile company me interview ke lia gaya to par usko pahle hi sawal me bhaga dia, sawal tha, sabse bada network kon sa hai, Santa bola, cartoon Network
santa ek roti khud kha rha tha and ek roti paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha, banta ne pucha ye kya hai, to santa bola, abe dikhai nhi deta, chicken ke sath roti kha rha hu
santa underwear kharidne dukan gya to dukandar ne usse 300 rs ka underwear dikhaya, santa bola, bhai roj pahan ne wala dikha, party wear nahi chahiye
saas bahu se: kitni bar kaha hai kahi bahar jati hai to mathe me bindi laga kar jaya kar, bahu: Jeans me bindi kon lagata hai maji, saas: maine kab kaha jeans me laga, mathe pr laga bevkoof mathe pr
single hone ka dukh tab hua, jab Kutte jaise shakal wala dost bola, Thodi der chup ho ja meri girlfriend ka call aa rha hai
arz kia hai, likhe to text tumhe vo teri yaad me, tumne ek bhi na padhe, tum jao bhaad me
agar pyar me paiso ki ahmiyat nhi hoti to, har kahani me ladki ke sapno me koi Rajkumar hi kyu aata hai, kabhi suna hai, mere sapno ka majdoor barat lekr aayega
JOKES OF THE DAY IN HINDI
ek sali apne jija ke sath Milne gayi vo bht baten bna rahi thi to jija bola, kya ham aaj raat pati patni ki tarah gujaar sakte hain, sali sharmate hue boli jaisa ap chaho, jija bola to thik hai ab Mu band kr aur sone de
kabhi bhi kisi ladki ke piche hath dhokar na pade, agar padna hai to mu dhokar pade, shyad kirpa wahi ruki hui hai
agar pathake aur fuljhadi ka naam sunkar tumhe, ladkio ka khayal aata hai to mere bhai, Tum bade hokar jaroor berojgar banoge
aaj papa ke sath bike pe market ja raha tha, galti se muh se nikal gaya, dekh bhai kya maal ja rahi hai, uske baad maine papa se bola ki papa ghar me koot lena market me izat hai meri, par papa ne Wahi koot dia
bhikari ek ladki se: bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do, ladki: kuch nahi hai baba, bhikari: chalo fir mobile number hi dedo
GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye
Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao
JOKE OF THE DAY
Train mein Warning likhi thi.....
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar
TiTu- Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh bewkuf
Maa:- kisaka Call tha?
Mai:- 1 dost ka tha maa
maa:- naalayak, Naamuraad ek ladaki nahin pati tujhase abhi tak,
kasam se ye baat chappal se bhi zyaada lagi
Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta hai
HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai, Hello hello?
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
Ab, ab bhi nahi
Abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi
Santa: Pados me kya chal raha hai?
Banta: Birthday hai
Santa: Kiska?
Banta: Tuyu ka
Santa ne puchha: Tuyu! ???
Banta: Haan, sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha ha-Happy Birthday tuyu
Son came late…
Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??
Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.
Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
Beta: MAA KI MAMTA
Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.
Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?
Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR
HINDI JOKES
Pappu: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye,
Wife: Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga
Gabbar: Yeh hath mujhe de de thakur,
Thakur: Le Le, mere hath le le, Basanti ke bhi le le,
Jai aur Veeru ke bhi le le, Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
Octopus ban ja Kutteee!!
Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to Emotional ho gaya
Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aatmhatya karne ke liye.
Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaye
Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.
Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon
Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.
Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.
Banta:-kya?
Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai
Santa :- ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyaan thi. Log use radhe shyam kahte the. Batao kyon?
Banta:-kyon?
Santa:-uska naam radhe shyam tha
Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski, phir?
Santa:-haan yaar, bahot achcha dost tha mera
JOKE OF THE DAY
Boy: I love you baby
Girl: I Have already a boyfriend
He: Olx pe bech de
Purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega
Wife- mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
Husband- kaya proof hai batoo??
Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: ambuja cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai
A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?
Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao
Pappu: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna!
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater, Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket jo liya hai
Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li
Sohan : Woh kaisey?
Pappu: class lagi thi, Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya, Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari
Uski yaad me hume susu lag gaye, aansu hi the pagli bas raste badal gaye
Teacher- tumhe pata h jab me tumhari umar ka tha to mere full marks aaya krte the
Student- peeche se comment krte hue
Student: ate honge, terko koi achha teacher padhat hoga
raat ka samay tha pappu kabristan se cycle chalata hua aaya
kabristan paar krke kaha baap re kaise road thi itne saare speed breakers
tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
SO GUYS YE THE KUCH JOKES OF THE DAY , MAINE BAHOT KOSHISH KARKE YE JOKES APKE LIYE DHUNDE HAI AUR AGAR APKO EK BHI JOKE PASAND AAYA HO HASE HO AP TO IS ARTICLE KO SHARE ZAROOR KARE AUR NICHE COMMENT KARKE ZAROOR BATAYE KE APKO KONSA JOKE SABSE ACCHA LAGA THANKS
